Farm
Yard Jokes |
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How do you stop a rooser
crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday ! |
Why did the foal cough
?
Because he was a little horse ! |
What do you call a pig
that took a plane ?
Swine flu ! |
Why was the farmer hopping
mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn ! |
What's the best way
to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper ! |
Why did Bo Peep lose
her sheep ?
She had a crook with her ! |
Why do cows like being
told jokes ?
Because they like being amoosed ! |
What do you call an
arctic cow ?
An eskimoo ! |
Why did the pig go to
the casino ?
To play the slop machine ! |
What is a pigs favorite
ballet ?
Swine Lake ! |
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