 Farm
Yard Jokes |
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What do you get if you
cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?
A brick-layer ! |
Why does a rooster watch
TV ?
For hentertainment ! |
How do you fit more
pigs on your farm ?
Build a sty-scraper ! |
Where do sheep get shorn
?
At the baa baas ! |
What would happen if
bulls could fly ?
You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef
would go up ! |
What did the farmer
call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
An udder failure ! |
What do you call a crate
of ducks ?
A box of quackers ! |
What do you get if you
cross a chicken with a bell ?
A bird that has to wring its own neck ! |
What do you get from
an Alaskan cow ?
Cold cream ! |
What do you get if you
all sit under a cow ?
A pat on the head ! |
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