Miscellaneous !  |
Where do old bowling
balls end up ?
In the gutter ! |
What did they call Dracula
when he won the league?
The champire ! |
What's tennis players
favourite city ?
Volley wood ! |
How does a physicist
exercise ?
By pumping ion ! |
Why does someone who
runs marathons make a good student ?
Because education pays off in the long run ! |
What is a runner's favourite
subject in school ?
Jog-raphy ! |
Who won the race between
two balls of string ?
They we're tied ! |
Where do religious school
children practice sports?
In the prayground ! |
How did the basketball
court get wet ?
The players dribbled all over it ! |
What stories are told
by basketball players ?
Tall stories ! |
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