Where do old bowling balls end up ?
In the gutter !
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire !
What's tennis players favourite city ?
Volley wood !
How does a physicist exercise ?
By pumping ion !
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student ?
Because education pays off in the long run !
What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?
Who won the race between two balls of string ?
They we're tied !
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground !
How did the basketball court get wet ?
The players dribbled all over it !
What stories are told by basketball players ?
Tall stories !
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