Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8 !
Henry the 1/8 !
What does "Minimum" mean ?
A very small mother !
A very small mother !
What does "Maximum" mean ?
A very big mother !
A very big mother !
What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?
About 3000 miles !
About 3000 miles !
What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
A kipper !
A kipper !
What's the nearest thing to silver ?
The Lone Ranger's bottom !
The Lone Ranger's bottom !
Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !
What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole ?
A penguin !
A penguin !
What is a skeleton ?
Bones, with the person off !
Bones, with the person off !
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