Aardvark
A vark that thinks it's tough !
Abdomen
Men with beer bellies !
Abigail
Strong wind heard in a monastery !
Absent Minded
Oh ! I seem to have forgotten this one !
Absolute
The best musical instrument in the World, ever !
Abundance
Lots of dancing cakes
Accidental
When you fall and knock your teth out on the way to the dentist
Acorn
An oak in a nutshell
Actor
A man who tries to be everything but himself
Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle
Advertising
Makes you think you've always wanted something that you've never heard of before
Afford
A very popular make of car
Angler
Someone who is good at maths
Alarm Clock
Something to scare the living daylight into you
Announce
One sixteenth of a pound
Antelope
When two ants run off to get married
Anti-body
Uncle's fat wife
Anti-freeze
A female relative from Greenland
Apex
An old gorilla girlfriend
Appear
Something you fish off
Apricots
Beds for baby monkeys
Archeologist
A person who's career lies in ruins
Area Code
A cold that hits one part of the country at a time
Armies
The things you have up your sleevies
Aromatic
Early machine for making arrows
Arrest
Something you take when you are tired
Ashtray
A place where people put out cigarettes when the room doesn't have a carpet
Astronaut
When a spaceman scores nothing in his maths exam
Astronomer
A night watchman
Atomic Bomb
Something that makes molehills out of mountains
Attendance
Dance for 10 people
Auctioneer
A man who looks forbidding
Audio Visual
Sign language
Autobiography
A car's log book
Autograph
A chart showing the sales of cars
Automate
When your best friend is a robot
