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What happened to the
glow worm who was squashed ?
He was de-lighted ! |
What is the best advice
to give to worm ?
Sleep late ! |
What's the difference
between a worm and an apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?! |
What did the worm say
to the other when he was late home ?
Where in earth have you been ! |
What do you get if you
cross a worm and an elephant ?
Very big worm holes in your garden ! |
What reads and lives
in an apple ?
A bookworm ! |
What makes a glow worm
glow ?
A light meal ! |
Why do worms taste like
chewing gum ?
Because they're wrigleys ! |
Why did the sparrow
go to the library ?
It was looking for bookworms ! |
What is life like for
a wood worm ?
Boring ! |
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