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What did the maggot
say to another ?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this
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What did the woodworm
say to the chair ?
It's been nice gnawing you ! |
What's yellow, wiggles
and is dangerous ?
A maggot with attitude ! |
How can you tell if
you are looking at a police glow worm ?
it has a blue light ! |
Why are glow worms good
to carry in your bag ?
They can lighten your load ! |
What do you get if you
cross a glow worm with a python ?
A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death
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What is a worm's favourite
band ?
Mud ! |
Who is the worm's Prime
Minister ?
Maggot Thatcher ! |
When should you stop
for a glow worm ?
When he has a red light ! |
What is the maggot army
called ?
The Apple Corps ! |
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