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Why do wizards clean
their teeth three times a day ?
To prevent bat breath ! |
What happened to the
wizard who ran away with the circus ?
The police made him bring it back again ! |
What do you call a wizard
who has fallen into the sea on a barrel ?
Bob ! |
What do you call a warlock
who tries to stop fights ?
A peacelock ! |
What must a wizard be
to receive a state funeral ?
Dead ! |
What kinds of wizards
can jump higher than a bus ?
All of them, busses don't jump ! |
What happened when the
wizard met the witch ?
It was love at first fright ! |
What would happen if
you threw lots of eggs at a wizard ?
He would be egg-sterminated ! |
If a wizard was knocked
out by Dracula in a fight what would he be ?
Out for the count ! |
What happened when the
wizard drank a bottle of lemonade ?
He burped 7-Up ! |
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