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Why do cats prefer
wizards to witches ?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them ! |
Why did the wizard jump
off the top of the Empire State Building ?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway ! |
What do you get if you
cross a river with an inflatable wizard ?
To the other side ! |
What do you get if you
cross a dinosaur with a wizard ?
Tyrannosaurus hex ! |
What do you call a wizard
who's black and blue all over ?
Bruce ! |
What do you call a wizard
who lies on the floor ?
Matt ! |
What do you call a wizard
lying in the gutter ?
Dwayne ! |
Who did the wizard marry
?
His ghoul-friend ! |
How do you keep a wizard
in suspense ?
I'll tell you tomorrow... ! |
What kinds of wizards
have their eyes closest together ?
The smallest ones ! |
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