Witches Cats Jokes  |
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What did the black
cat say to the fish ?
I've got a bone to pick with you ! |
What do you call a witches
cat that drinks vinegar ?
A sour puss ! |
What do you call a witches
cat that never comes when he's called ?
Impussible ! |
Now you see it, now
you don't, now you see it, now you don't - what are you watching ?
A black cat walking over a zebra crossing ! |
What do you call a witches
cat with no legs ?
Anything you like, she won't be able to chase you ! |
What's furry, has whiskers
and chases outlaws ?
A posse cat ! |
What do you get if you
cross a witches cat and a canary ?
A cat with a full tummy ! |
What is a black cat's
favourite TV show ?
Miami Mice ! |
What has four legs,
a tail, whiskers and cuts grass ?
A lawn miaower ! |
What has four legs,
a tail, whiskers and goes round and round ?
A black cat stuck in a tumble dryer ! |
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