Witches Cats Jokes  |
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Why are black cats
such good singers ?
They're very mewsical !
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When is it unlucky to
see a black cat ?
When your a mouse ! |
What do you get if you
cross a witches cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws ! |
How do you get milk
from a witches cat ?
Steal her saucer ! |
What do witches cats
like for breakfast ?
Mice krispies !
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What do you get if you
cross a witches cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom ! |
What is an octopus ?
An eight sided cat ! |
Why do black cats never
shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas ! |
What do you call it
when a witches cat falls off a broomstick ?
A catastrophe ! |
Why did the witch feed
her cat with pennies ?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty ! |
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