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What
did the bee say to the rose?
"Hi Bud!" |
What
did the blackbird say to the scarecrow?
"I can beat the stuffing out of you!" |
What
did the bow tie say to the boy?
"You double-crossed me." |
What
did the dog say when it was scratched by the cat?
Nothing. Dogs can't talk. |
What
did the frankfurter say when the dog bit him?
"It's a dog-eat-dog world." |
What
did the pitcher say to the cup?
"I'll have none of your lip." |
What
did the rose answer?
"Buzz off!" |
What
did the stove say to the pot?
"I can make things hot for you." |
What
did the window say to the Venetian blind?
"If it weren't for you, it would be curtains for me. " |
What
did the yacht say to the dock?
"Yacht's (what's) up, Doc?" |
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