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What is a sea monster's
favourite dish ?
Fish
and ships ! |
How do you know if
a monster has come around for tea ?
There
are muddy footprints on the carpet ! |
What did the monster
want to eat in the restaurant?
The finger bowl ! |
What did the monster
say when he saw a rush-hour train full of passengers ?
Oh good
! A chew chew train ! |
Whats the hardest part
of making monster soup ?
Stirring it ! |
What will the monster
eat in a restaurant ?
The
waiter ! |
Why did the monster
eat a light bulb ?
Because he was in need of some light refreshment ! |
What happened when
the ice monster ate a curry ?
He blew
his cool ! |
What did the monster
do when he lost his hand ?
He went to a second hand shop ! |
Why did the monster
dye his hair yellow ?
Because
he wanted to see if blondes have more fun ! |
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