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The Loch Ness Monster Jokes |
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What is twenty metres long, ugly, and sings 'Scotland The Brave'?
The Loch Ness Songster. |
What followed the Loch Ness Monster?
A whopping big tail. |
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
Long time no sea. |
What do you call a Scottish sea monster who hangs people?
The Loch Noose Monster. |
What do you get if you cross a fashion designer with a sea monster?
The Loch Dress Monster. |
What is large, yellow, lives in Scotland and has never been seen?
The Loch Ness Canary. |
Which is the unluckiest monster in the world?
The Luck Less Monster. |
Boy: Mom, why can't I swim in Loch Ness?
Mother: Because there are monsters in it.
Boy: But dad's swimming there.
Mother: That's different. He's
insured. |
Did you hear about the man who tried to cross the Loch Ness Monster with a goat?
He had to get a new goat. |
What do you get if you cross the Loch Ness Monster with a shark?
Loch Jaws. |
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
Drop him a line. |
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