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internit:
Sorry I'm late for school. I dreamt I was surfing the web.
Teacher: How could that make you late for school?
internit: I had to go back to sleep to switch off the computer. |
The
internit took his seat at the school computer.
But the teacher made him put it back. |
What
did the 98 year-old internit put in his laptop?
Long life batteries. |
What
did the internit bring his keyboard to the disco?
He wanted to lap dance. |
What
did the internit say when someone stole his computer?
e-asy come, e-asy go. |
What
do internits drink at breaktime?
Netscafe. |
What
do internits eat for breakfast?
Mice Clickspices. |
What
do internits get when they eat too fast?
The Clickups. |
What
do internits have in their knickers?
e-lastic. |
What
do internits read instead of books?
Dot comics. |
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