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Washington's Birthday Jokes |
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Why did they call Lincoln "Honest Abe"?
Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons. |
What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?
Large Washington! |
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn't lie. |
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures! |
In what way was- George Washington like a monster?
In no way, thankfully! |
What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
George Washingtoon! |
Was General Washington a handsome man?
Yes, he was George-eous! |
What would George Washington be if he were alive today?
Really, really, really old! |
Did you hear the one about the crooked George Washington?
He committed Valley Forgery! |
How did George Washington speak to his army?
In general terms! |
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