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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks. |
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower."
"Really? Which rat was he?" |
What's black and white and red all over?
A Pilgrim with a rash! |
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful. |
What kind of music did Pilgrim bands play?
Plymouth Rock 'n' roll! |
What would you get if you crossed a pickle with an early New England settler?
A Dillgrim! |
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!" |
Why didn't the boy get a second helping of turkey?
Because he ate it all the first time! |
Why did the Pilgrim shoot the turkey?
Because he was in a fowl mood! |
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
Bumpkin pie! |
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