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St Patricks Day Jokes |
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What does Ireland have more of than any other country?
Irishmen! |
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
'Top o' the moaning!" |
Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In the Little League! |
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
A lepre-condo! |
What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun! |
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to "hiss off" |
Are there many selfish people in Ireland?
Yes, because in Ireland, "I" always comes first! |
Did you hear about the man who wanted to sound Irish?
He decided to go for brogue! |
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a seashell?
A lepre-conch! |
What do you call a performance by a leprechaun band?
A lepre-concert! |
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