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Why are you stuffing
all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears." |
Did you hear the one
about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
It's pretty hard to swallow! |
Would you like something
from my Easter basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass." |
"Why are you studying
your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate
egg!" |
Did you hear the one
about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail! |
What happened when the
Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life! |
What would you get if
you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney! |
Why did you drive the
lawn mower over your Easter basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high! |
Why do we paint Easter
eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! |
Why was the monster
sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs! |
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