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Easter Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
It's pretty hard to swallow!

Would you like something from my Easter basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

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