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Doctor Jokes!
Odd Ailments... |
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Doctor, doctor, people take me for a beekeeper.
Sit over here, honey. |
Doctor, doctor, people take me for a taxidermist.
Stuff and nonsense. |
Doctor, doctor, people take me for Jimmy Savile.
I'll soon fix that! |
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents. |
Doctor, doctor, the Invisible Man is waiting outside.
Tell him I can't see him. |
Doctor, doctor, this banana diet you put me on is having a strange effect.
Well, stop scratching and come down from the curtains. |
Doctor, doctor, those strength pills you gave me don't work.
Why not?
I can't get the top off the bottle. |
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Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know ?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window ! |
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad ?
Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas ! |
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