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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm an ice dancer.
Eight out of ten for presentation. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm an optician.
Stop making a spectacle of yourself. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm an umbrella.
I'll soon have you as right as rain. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Big Ben.
Hold on - I've only got one pair of hands. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm blotting paper.
What an absorbing case. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a jazz band.
Stop blowing your own trumpet. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm in church.
Take a pew and let me have a look at you. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm in the Flying Squad.
Good - I've just lost my budgie. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Well, I can't see anything wrong with you. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm still at school.
Sit down and I'll give you an examination. |
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