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Doctor, doctor, I've a terribly sore throat.
Go over to the window and stick your tongue out.
Will that cure it?
No, I just don't like the woman who lives opposite. |
Doctor, doctor, I've broken my leg. What shall I do?
Limp. |
Doctor, doctor, I've developed a double heart beat since my operation.
Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went! |
Doctor, doctor, my aunt has a sore throat.
Give her this bottle of auntie-septic. |
Doctor, doctor, my eyesight is getting worse.
It certainly is - this is the Post Office. |
Doctor, doctor, my head is splitting.
Let me axe you one or two questions! |
Doctor, doctor, my hearing aid isn't working.
What's wrong with it?
Half Past nine! |
Doctor, doctor, my mind keeps wandering.
Don't worry - it's too weak to go very far. |
Doctor, doctor, sorry I'm late, I broke my ankle.
Huh - another lame excuse. |
Doctor, doctor, was the pain in my back a slipped disc?
No, twisted braces. |
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