'Your cat has been staring at that light in the yard,' said Kerrie. 'Is her all right?'
'Oh,' said Misty, 'he's trying to make a moth bawl.'

Abigail: I won 186 goldfish.
Stacy: Where do you keep them?
Abigail: In the bathroom.
Stacy: What do you do when you want to take a bath?
Abigail: I blindfold them.

What did the mouse say when her friend broke her front teeth?
Hard cheese.

What did the owl say to her friend as she flew off?
Owl be seeing you later!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend ?
A flat mate.

Which of the witches' friends eats the fastest?
The goblin.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure.

Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

How does a skeleton call her friends?
On a telebone.