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What is gray, hairy
and lives on a mans face ?
A mouse-tache ! |
What's gray and furry
on the inside and white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich ! |
What do you call a mouse
who can pick up a horse ?
Sir ! |
How do mice celebrate
when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party ! |
What did the mouse say
when his friend broke his front teeth ?
Hard cheese ! |
What is a mouse's favourite
game ?
Hide and squeak ! |
Why did the mouse eat
a candle ?
For some light refreshment! |
What goes dot, dot,
dash, squeak ?
Mouse code ! |
What do you get if cross
a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak ! |
What's a mouse's favourite
record ?
Please cheese me ! |
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