A walkie talkie !
Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one !
A humdinger !
Can I burrow this book please !
My dog plays chess
Your dog plays chess, he must be clever !
Not really, I usually beat him three times out of four !
Twenty after one !
"Who's been eating my porridge", cried Mother Bear.
"Burp !", said Father Bear
Because they like to raise a stink !
You can't, the bucket won't fit underneath !
When your a mouse !
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