Oddball
Animal Jokes
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What do you get if you
cross a parrot and a centipede ?
A walkie talkie !
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Why does a stork stand
on one leg ?
Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one ! |
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What do you get if you
cross a bumble bee with a door bell ?
A humdinger !
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What did the bookworm
say to the librarian ?
Can I burrow this book please ! |
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My dog plays chess
Your dog plays chess, he must be clever !
Not really, I usually beat him three times out of four !
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If twenty dogs
run after one dog, what time is it ?
Twenty after one ! |
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"Who's been eating
my porridge", squeaked Baby Bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge", cried Mother Bear.
"Burp !", said Father Bear |
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Why are skunks always
arguing ?
Because they like to raise a stink !
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How do you milk a mouse
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You can't, the bucket won't fit underneath ! |
When is it bad luck
to be followed by a black cat ?
When your a mouse !
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