 Oddball
Animal Jokes |
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What is a porcupines
favourite food ?
Prickled
onions ! |
What do you get if
you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?
A
long necked toothbrush ! |
What do Paddington
Bear and Winnie the Pooh pack on their holidays ?
The bear essentials ! |
What do you get if
you cross a toad with a galaxy ?
Star
warts ! |
What animals do you
have to be careful of when you take exams ?
Cheetahs ! |
How many skunks does
it take to make a big stink ?
A phew
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Why don't centipedes
play football ?
Because by the time they've got their boots on its time
to go home ! |
How to fleas travel
from place to place ?
By itch
hiking ! |
How to hens dance ?
Chick to chick ! |
Why do birds fly south
in Winter ?
Because
its too far to walk ! |
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