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What game do fish like playing the most ? Name that tuna !

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ? An electric shark !

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

Who held the baby octopus to ransome ? Squidnappers !

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

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