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Why
do dinosaurs have wrinkles in their knees?
They
stayed in the swimming pool too long. |
Why
do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle. |
How
can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
Ask
it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's
female. |
Why
did the dinosaur fall out of a palm tree?
A
hippopotamus pushed him out. |
Why
do dinosaurs have flat feet?
They
don't wear sneakers. |
How
can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His
tricycle will be parked outside. |
Why
did the dinosaur lie on his back in the water and stick his
feet up?
So
you could tell he wasn't a bar of soap. |
Why
do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To
make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs. |
What
do you know when you see three dinosaurs walking down the street
wearing pink sweatshirts?
You
need help. Whoever heard of three dinosaurs walking down the
street wearing pink sweatshirts? |
What's
red on the outside and green on the inside?
A
dinosaur wearing red pajamas. |
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