To carry his library card.
Second Man: I give up.
First Man: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a dinosaur.
Second Man: What about the glue ?
First Man: That's where you get stuck.
They can't hide behind billboards.
To give the ants a chance.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
To get in his nest.
A two pound dinosaur bird.
Because their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday.
Nothing! He didn't recognise them.
They outgrew their leotards.
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