To get to the udder side !
Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !
It wanted to get to the other site !
An alarm cluck !
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Around the cluck !
To prove to the possum that it could be done !
Because it ran out of cluck !
To go to the moooooovies !
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