 Chicken
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Why did the chicken
cross the road ?
To get to the other side |
Why did the rooster
cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something |
Why did the chicken
cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls |
Why did the turkey cross
the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken |
Why did the chicken
cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser |
Why didn't the chicken
skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts |
Why did the chicken
cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide |
Why did the dinosaur
cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet |
Why did the turtle cross
the road ?
To get to the shell station |
Why did the horse cross
the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off |
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