 Football
Jokes |
What tea do footballers
drink ?
Penaltea !
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Where do footballers
dance ?
At a football ! |
What did the bumble
bee striker say ?
Hive scored ! |
What is black and white
and black and white and black and white ?
A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill ! |
What are Brazilian fans
called ?
Brazil nuts !
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Why did a footballer
take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?
He was the skipper ! |
What lights up a football
stadium ?
A football match ! |
If you have a referee
in football, what do you have in bowls ?
Cornflakes ! |
Which football team
loves ice-cream ?
Aston Vanilla ! |
What is a goal keepers
favourite snack ?
Beans on post ! |
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