Skeleton Jokes |
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Why didn't the skeleton
go to the party ?
He had no body to go with !
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What happened when the
skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
They had a rattling good time ! |
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Why did the skeleton
go to hospital ?
To have his ghoul stones removed ! |
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How did the skeleton
know it was going to rain ?
He could feel it in his bones ! |
What's a skeleton's favourite
musical instrument ?
A trom-bone !
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How do skeletons call
their friends ?
On the telebone ! |
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What do you call a skeleton
who won't get up in the mornings ?
Lazy bones ! |
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What do boney people
use to get into their homes ?
Skeleton keys ! |
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What do you call a skeleton
who acts in Westerns ?
Skint Eastwood ! |
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What happened to the
boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
It came back with a skeleton crew ! |
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