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What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch ?
A broooooooom stick !
Was Dracula ever married ?
No, he was a bat-chelor!
What do you get if you cross a vampire with Al Capone ?
A fangster !
Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
Nothing gets under their skin !
What do vampires gamble with ?
Stake money !
What sort of group do vampires join ?
A blood group !
Why do skeletons hate winter ?
Beacuse the cold goes right through them !
What do you call an old and foolish vampire ?
A silly old sucker !
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?
The girl necks door !
What is red, sweet and bites people ?
A jampire !
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