| Why are teachers happy
at Halloween parties ?
Because there is lots of school spirit !
|What happened to the
girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ?
The cat are her !
|What do witches eat
at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie
|A boy went to a Halloween
party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an unmade bed !"
|Another boy went to
a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you an unmade bed ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an undercover agent !"
|What did the really
ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !
|Why did the ghost go
trick or treating on the top floor ?
He was in high spirits !
|What happened when the
girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her !
|Why was the little boy
unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his sister !
|Why was everyone tickled
by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken !