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Twas the day before Christmas !
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
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How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
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Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
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Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !
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Twas the day before Christmas !
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