Cat
Jokes |
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What looks like half
a cat ?
The
other half !
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What happened when
the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She
had mittens !
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What do you get if
you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !
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How do cats eat spaghetti
?
The
same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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What is a French cat's
favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse !
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What do cat actors
say on stage ?
Tabby
or not tabby !
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What did the cat say
when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw !
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How do you know if
you cat's got a bad cold ?
He has
cat-arrh !
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How do you know if
your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look !
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What do you get if
you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal
that puts you out a night !
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