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What do you call a bird that lives underground ?
A mynah bird !
How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens ?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl !
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber ducks !
Where do birds invest their money ?
In the stork market !
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !
What happens when ducks fly upside down ?
They quack up !
What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot !
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie !
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