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How did the telephones
get married ?
In
a double ring ceremony ! |
Why did the child study
in the aeroplane ?
He
wanted a higher education ! |
Why was the broom late
?
It over swept ! |
Do you know the time
?
No,
we haven't met yet ! |
What kind of hair do
oceans have ?
Wavy ! |
What runs but never
walks ?
Water
! |
How do you make milk
shake ?
Give it a good scare ! |
Whats red and flies
and wobbles at the same time ?
A
jelly copter ! |
Waiter, this soup tastes
funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing ! |
Why did the clock get
sick ?
It
was run down ! |
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