Start of term jokes
Mother: How was your first day at school ?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun !
I'm not going back to school ever again
Why ever not ?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
What are you going to be when you get out of school ?
An old man !
What did you learn in school today ?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow !
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet !
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day ?
Pupil: The school bus !
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back ?
A dead school bus !
How do bees get to school ?
By school buzz !