School Dinner Jokes  |
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Mum: From now on your
going to have free school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is
more than enough ! |
Pupil: There is a dead
fly in my dinner
Cook: Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it ! |
How did the dinner lady
get an electric shock ?
She stepped on a bun and a current went up her leg ! |
Teacher: Why are you
the only one in class today ?
Pupil: Because I missed school dinner yesterday ! |
What's worse than finding
a caterpillar in your salad ?
Finding half a caterpillar ! |
Pupil: This
egg is bad
Cook: Don't blame me I only laid the table ! |
Dinner Lady: Eat up
your greens, they are good for your skin.
Pupil: But I don't want green skin ! |
Pupil: I thought we
got a choice for dinner but there is only sausages and fries.
Dinner Lady: That's the choice, take it or leave it ! |
Dinner Lady: It's very
rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head
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Pupil: Yes, but my arms are longer ! |
Pupil: I don't like
cheese with holes
Dinner Lady: Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes
on the side of your plate ! |
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