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What happens if you
draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to ?
She draws a smack ! |
Why do teachers use
a bamboo cane ?
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo! |
What's that fly doing
in my gravy ?
Looks like the breast stroke ! |
What tables don't you
have to learn ?
Dinner tables ! |
Why was the headmaster
worried ?
Because there were too many rulers in school ! |
When a teacher
closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom ?
Because there are no pupils to see ! |
Why did the teacher
put the lights on ?
Because the class was so dim ! |
Where did all the cuts
and blood come from ?
The school went on a trip ! |
How did the boy feel
after being caned ?
Absolutely whacked ! |
What's black and white
all over and difficult ?
An exam paper ! |
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