Why I don't have my homework  |
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| I lost it fighting this
kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school |
| I was mugged on the
way to school and the mugger took everything I had |
| Our puppy toilet trained
on it |
| Some aliens from outer
space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked |
| I put it in a safe,
but lost the combination |
| I loaned it to a friend,
but he suddenly moved away |
| Our furnace stopped
working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing |
| I left it in my shirt
and my mother put it in the washing machine |
| I didn't do it because
I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload |
| My little sister ate
it |
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