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Can you tell me where elephants are found ?
We don't have to find elephants, they're so big, they don't get lost !
What fur do we get from a tiger ?
As fur as possible !
I got a 35 in maths and 25 in english, but I knocked them cold in geography
I got zero !
What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese !
Name three famous poles ?
North, south and tad !
What do we do with crude oil ?
Teach it some manners !
What is an island ?
A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
On one side ?
Yes, on top !
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

What shape is the world in?
Rotten !

Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
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