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Why do witches scratch
themselves all the time ?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches
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Why did the witch wear
a green felt pointy hat ?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen
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How can you tell when
a witch is really ugly ?
When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes ! |
Why did the witch go
over the mountain ?
Because she couldn't go under it ! |
How do witches tell
the time ?
By looking at their witch watches ! |
What's the best way
of talking to a warty witch ?
By telephone ! |
How can you tell an
Italian witch from an English one ?
By her suntan ! |
What is evil, ugly and
goes at 125 mph ?
A witch on a high speed train ! |
How is the witches team
doing ?
They're having a spell in the first division ! |
Have you heard about
the good weather witch ?
She's forecasting sunny spells ! |
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