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Why are werewolvse
thought of as quick witted ?
Because they always give snappy answers ! |
Why did the parents
call their child "Camera" ?
Because they were always snapping ! |
What do you call a hairy
beast with clothes on ?
A wear-wolf ! |
How do you make a werewolf
stew ?
Keep him waiting for two hours ! |
Why did the boy take
a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl ?
Because it gave him eerie ache ! |
What do you call a hairy
beast in a river ?
A weir-wolf ! |
What do you call a hairy
beast that is lost ?
A where-wolf ! |
What happens if you
cross a werewolf and a sheep ?
You have to get a new sheep ! |
What is fearsome, hairy
and drinks from the wrong side of a glass ?
A werewolf with hiccups ! |
What do you call an
extinct hairy beast ?
A were-wolf ! |
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