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Mummy, mummy what's
a werewolf ?
Be quiet and brush your face ! |
Why was the werewolf
arrested at the butchers shop ?
He was caught chop lifting ! |
What parting gift did
the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home ?
A comb ! |
What happened when the
wolf fell in the washing machine ?
He became a wash and werewolf ! |
What happened to the
werewlf who ate garlic ?
His bark was worse than his bite ! |
Who are some of the
werewolves cousins ?
The whatwolves and whenwolves ! |
Why did the small werewolf
bite the womans ankle ?
Because he couldn't reach any higher ! |
What do you get if you
cross a werewolf and a hyena ?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in ! |
Where does the werewolf
sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere he wants to ! |
What do you call a werewolf
that drinks too much ?
A whino ! |
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