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What do you get if
you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
The Masked-quito ! |
What has antlers and
sucks blood ?
A moose-quito ! |
Why did the mosquito
go to the dentist ?
To improve his bite ! |
What is a mosquito's
favourite sport ?
Skin-diving ! |
How do you know if you
have a tough mosquito ?
You slap him and he slaps you back ! |
What is the difference
between a mosquito and a fly ?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito ! |
What's the difference
between a lawyer and a mosquito ?
A mosquito drops off you when you die !
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What is the most religious
insect ?
A mosque-ito ! |
What has 6 legs, bits
and talks in code ?
A morese-quito ! |
Why are mosquitos religious
?
They prey on you ! |
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