Halloween Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties ?
Because there is lots of school spirit !

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ?
The cat are her !

What do witches eat at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an unmade bed !"

Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you an unmade bed ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an undercover agent !"

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?
He was in high spirits !

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her !

Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his sister !

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken !

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