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What is green, sooty
and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket ! |
What is a grasshopper
?
An insect on a pogo stick ! |
What is green and can
jump a mile in a minute ?
A grasshopper with hiccups ! |
What do you call a grasshopper
with no legs ?
A grasshover ! |
Why is it better to
be a grasshopper than a cricket ?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't
play grasshopper ! |
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